Even though you’ve given Mathews two months of your annual salary, you’ll still put their stickers on your truck because “hur dur PsE sUcKs.” Meanwhile, Kyle Douglas continues to teabag everyone in a black and yellow jersey. Mathews is the Apple of bow manufacturers – you’re going to want the Mathews Ultrarest, Axcel sight, quiver and bow stand just like you’ll want the iPhone, MacBook, iPad and Airpods.Īnd, just like Apple, everything with a Mathews stamp on it will cost you an arm and a leg. It’s to get you to buy into the Mathewsverse and trap you so you’ll never leave. They’ll claim it’s to better balance the bow and make it more streamlined, but I know the truth. I know they machined a glory hole for dovetail sights into the riser. I can already hear the Mathews fanboys through my monitor. We’re gonna use the V3 again but we’ll make it a bit longer. “Here’s what we’re gonna do for 2022, folks. And that’s what I love about Mathews – their product meetings last for about 15 minutes. Nothing is worse than sitting in a room while your idiot boss rambles for hours and melts your brain. Throughout my life, I’ve had the severe displeasure of sitting through countless prolonged and painful meetings. And you know what? That’s what I’m going to do. I could write about how they lie about IBO. I could write about people who buy Mathews and I could write about the overpriced accessories. I could sit here and write about Mathews repurposing last year’s V3. Welcome to this week’s installation of “Why Your Bow Sucks,” an ongoing series of bow reviews.
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